1.Why did the support worker bring a notebook to every shift? Because “I’ll remember it” has never once worked.
2. Support work: where “quick chat” means 45 minutes and you still forgot the thing you needed to ask.
3. What’s a support worker’s favourite exercise? Bicep curls — one rep per shift, courtesy of the shopping bags.
4. I asked my roster for a day off. It laughed in SCHADS Award clauses.
